I Am the Queen of This Met Gala Theme

The Metropolitan Museum of Art announced that next year’s spring Costume Institute exhibition will be themed “Camp: Notes on Fashion,” aka “Wendy’s Special Occasion Wardrobe.”

Wearing Moschino in 2010.

I know that tickets to the exhibit’s opening gala cost big bucks …

Christian Francis Roth dress in 2013.

… but someone should still invite me as his or her guest, because I’m clearly a VIP when it comes to this theme.

Moschino dress in 2011 (worn to a Weinstein party, ew!)

Heaven forbid that I end up stuck at home that night, walking the dog in unlaced sneakers rather than sashaying down the red carpet in fabulous heels.

Christian Francis Roth dress in 2013.

I think we can all agree that would be a grave injustice! Met Gala goddess Anna Wintour, please take note!
Source: FS – Jewelry Sites
I Am the Queen of This Met Gala Theme